The Lit.cat is an online literary magazine that keeps each issue within a single, scrollable page at a reading length under half an hour. This week's issue features a few whimpers, 2 stories from boyhood, and 2 reflections on childhood. It also features your wife's urine, parallel parking, and non-dolphin friendly tuna. There's also a special treat at the end, to make up for being so late for the last couple issues. (It's pretty good, trust me). It will take 26 minutes and 57 seconds to read in its entirety, which is how long it feels like when your mom leaves you alone with the cart in the checkout line to get something she forgot that's on the other side of the grocery store.