The Lit.cat is an online literary magazine that keeps each issue within a single, scrollable page at a reading length under half an hour. This week's issue features the most beautiful women in the world, a poem in the shape of a sigma, and four types of trout. It also features two dreams to wake up from, six year old boogers, and an argument over Scrabble. It will take around 25 minutes and 18 seconds to read in its entirety, which is conveniently the amount of time it will actually take for your roommate to be ready to leave after he says he'll be ready in two minutes.