The Lit.cat is an online literary magazine that keeps each issue within a single, scrollable page at a reading length under half an hour. This week's issue features the idea of me whipping you, the perspective of waste, and a rough period in your life. It also features an eccentric German accent and life dreams to become dental hygienists. It will take 27 minutes and 19 seconds to read in its entirety, which is how much longer it'll take for your potato bake to cook in the oven after you've cleaned up the kitchen. It's like a quiche had a baby with a baked potato and you just can't wait.