The Lit.cat is an online literary magazine that keeps each issue within a single, scrollable page at a reading length under half an hour. This week's issue features a pelican on fire, $1500 in cash, and your gurgling gut. It also features 3 likes, a fat baritone voiced man, and Benjamin Franklin dressed as a slave. It will take around 28 minutes and 35 seconds to read in its entirety, which is the amount of time it will take for you to realize that he's not just late, he's stood you up, why do you let men do this to you?