Issue 18
Poetry, flash fiction, and any other writ
The Lit.cat will be your guide
Sometimes you will come up with dumb jokes
That are too oblong to confide

Lit.cat is a literary journal. I think. I'm still working on it.

Issue 18 is legally an adult. It features a young Spanish stowaway, a nude Jordanian, and a tuba muted with a cantelope. It also features a strangulating metaphysical wilderness, Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Snow Dogs (2002), and a stiff and dry slice of cake. It'll take 37.83 minutes to read out loud, which is perfect for your child's bedtime story- but I highly  recommend against it.

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1.48

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i miss licking her asshole

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1.58

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A Guide to Tonight’s Concert: Spumoni’s Tuba Concerto in A Minor

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2.01

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Times When I Broke Vegan

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3.39

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Dandelions on a summer lawn

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1.58

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A Guide to Tonight’s Concert: The Bishop’s Whimsy, by Bishop

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9.59

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It's a Long Way to Massapequa

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2.49

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A Guide to Tonight’s Concert: Notes on Etudes in Psychosis

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10.20

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Birthday Roses

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2.18

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A Guide to Tonight’s Concert: Catharsis, by Olem

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3.33

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Cat Honors

Lit.cat issues
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This isn't pressing or important
just something to keep outlined
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When you start to find it easier
to be cleverer than kind
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Advice to a poet
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Sometimes you will come up with dumb jokes
That are too oblong to confide
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I dare you to try and write around it
Those limits will keep things simplified
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The more hoops you jump, the more clever
Trap yourself onto a side
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Copy and paste and reiterate
At least you can say that you tried
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There is a dumb secret about language
It's mostly that it's just wide
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People are easily impressed
As long as your writing shows pride
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Loneliness and Insanity
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And he said "I guess this is it"
And she said "Don't be a brat"
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"REMEMBER ME WHEN YOU SHIT."
"TRUST ME, I'LL REMEMBER THAT."
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SHE HEARD MUSIC FROM THE ORCHESTRA PIT
HIS FEET WERE AT THE DOORMAT
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THE WHITES OF THEIR TEETH WERE MOONLIT
LIKE DETERGENT FROM THE LAUNDROMAT
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HE WASN'T THE TYPE TO SHOW GRIT
WHEN THERE WAS A CHANCE OF COMBAT
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BUT HER WORDS WERE PREPARED IN A KIT
PRIMED FOR THIS DEADLY CHAT
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THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO HIT
WHEN THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE BAT
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ONE OF THEM DEEMED THE HYPOCRITE
CONSUMED IN THE WINNING STRAT
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HE HAD PLANNED TODAY'S OUTFIT
IN CASE HE NEEDED A HAT
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SHE ANTICIPATED THAT HER BEST WIT
WOULD JUMP AHEAD AND JUST FALL FLAT
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HE LIKES GIRLS WITH SMALL TITS
AND MYSTERIOUS, SPONTANEOUS TATS
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SHE MAKES FART SOUNDS WITH HER ARMPIT
WHILE ALONE IN HER NATURAL HABITAT
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