The Lit.cat is an online literary magazine that keeps each issue within a single, scrollable page at a reading length under half an hour. This week's issue features the boundless capacity of the universe, chips full of salt and crispiness, and unwarranted birthday limericks. It also features tight pantaloons and the greatest con ever named. It will take around 28 minutes and 52 seconds to read in its entirety, which is the amount of time you would have spent in bed checking Facebook before going to sleep, anyway.