Trump is the kinda boyfriend
that will fuck your daughter,
come downstairs in the morning while you're drinking coffee after you'd been thinking no strangers had slept in your house the whole night,
then proceed to,
(without pants on mind you)
ask what's for breakfast and then take a double decker deuce in your bathroom
and not flush
then eat the last piece of bacon
and
smile so genuinely
while saying good bye
and then mention
he likes his bacon crispier.