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Transition from Terrible

By 

Richard King Perkins II

He started off as a terrible husband
‍
toilet seat up
dirty dishes in the sink
clothing on the floor
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and she always reminded him to always get better
and he did
but still
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grease on the stove
crumbs on the table
dirt on his shoes
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and she always reminded him to always get better
and he did
but still
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water spots on the sink
streaks on the mirror
fingerprints on the light switches
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and she always reminded him to always get better
and he did
but still
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finest dust seemed to fall
the scent of cooked food in the air
asymmetrical arrangements
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and she always reminded him to always get better
and he did
but still
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his ideas were flawed
his taste was questionable
his attitude wasn’t great
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and she always reminded him to always get better
and he did
but still
‍
he ended up as the perfect husband
to no one
but himself.
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Quiz question:

What are aren't you guilty of, as a husband?

Leaving the toilet seat up

Leaving the toilet seat up

Having flawed ideas

Having flawed ideas

Having a questionable taste

Having a questionable taste

Leaving for work too late

Leaving for work too late

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Issue 7

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September 22, 2017

Transition from Terrible was written by Richard King Perkins II, who is a state-sponsored advocate for residents in long-term care facilities. He lives in Crystal Lake, IL, USA with his wife, Vickie and daughter, Sage. He is a three-time Pushcart, Best of the Net and Best of the Web nominee whose work has appeared in more than a thousand publications.

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I don't think they are

"literally" given money

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